Some of my Favorite Quotes

“Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers”   - Voltaire

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it” - Mae West

“Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience,
but to their capacity for experience.” - George Bernard Shaw

“A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.”  Caskie Stinnett

"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, 
in a narrow field."  - Niels Bohr

 " You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son." - Eddie Temple (Layer Cake)